Saturday, February 6, 2016

How would you like to be the guy who woke up from a drunken blackout after crashing into this thing? "Ring, ring! Oh is that you, Higher Power?" 

Anyway this happened last time I was here and I didn't get a picture of it then.


Wednesday, January 27, 2016

"My mom already doesn't like you."

"You must have told her some pretty horrible things about me then."

Hey mom! Sorry I'm not good enough for your unemployed drug addicted felon fuckboy who lives with you.*

See how that sounds when I do that?

* Disclaimer: I would have told my mom all about being serenaded by this sexy tatted up beast who likes Type O Negative and Dead Can Dance, and how I left 12-foot tire marks running off to meet him the first time. 

No. I wasn't "always like this," and I'll pencil you in for a "maybe" when you're not "like that."

Saturday, January 23, 2016

"Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be."

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

I wished my friend good luck and I pointed out that as he flew the planets would be lining up, so I guess that's a sign for what's next in his life.

But he never made the flight.

And someone kind of froze my night.

And maybe, just maybe, those planets are my sign.